Fight Back Japan!

I present Tarako Roe noodles.
Sure Skittles ads are awesome
but Japan seems to have created the "WTF"
commercial concept

This is an endurance contest for all you Lamé-ites
Sure you can probably survive the first one...

The original and longest...
(yes, that's your brain melting)



but what about surviving the remixes?
Let the invasion begin!
#1


They just keep coming....
#2


... like Mercyless kawaii zombies....
#3


Endless Endless....
There is no surrender
so we must hold the line!
#4


but insanity takes its coin from us
#5


All is lost.
#6


I dare anyone to try and listen to them all at once
that is the sound of Ragnarok.

Japan +2

Japanese Sleaze - Rip Slyme

This is probably the most requested clip my friends ask me to send them
I can't imagine why....



Para Para + Japanese hip pop + cute girls + american apparel =
Japan + 1 !


I actually think Rip Slyme is a pretty awesome band
so here's some more clips

004


Dandelion


Blow (which always sounds like it's in french to me)


I think it's all to self aware and hipster to earn extra points but I could be convinced otherwise...

La Casa Azul Spanish Para Para!

Yaay!
More Para Para!
Take a Japanese Phenom
add 16th century hair
sing in Spanish
sweet.



Baba Sonicos
barely pass as trash culture
they're a little to hip...
but the robot disco dancing is so infectious today
I couldn't help myself.

Is that the disco robot overlords calling?
....
Si overlords, I dance in disco style!"



happy yet?

Word of the Day

The word of the Day is "Ass Monkey."
Yes, "Ass Monkey" because that's who I think make most blogs.
"Hi, my name is fuck you and I'm gonna tell you all about my life."
Please don't. I don't give a shit about your new baby pictures, that band you saw last week, or even why Spiderman would totally beat Batman in a fight.
This is not a blog about that shit.
This is a way for me to share awesome sauce.
So here's the first awesome sauce cocktail- A Pleathora of things you should be watching on youtube:

First up "Para Para"
This is an oldie, but I would be remiss if I failed to include "Night of Fire"
Hypnotic, Bizarre, Lacking in any social value.
Originally the blog was going to be called Gold Lamé Jacket in honor of the sexual cowboy featured here.
Thank you Japan, you are so bat shit crazy I can't believe we won the war.
Enjoy.


Happily entranced?... and yet feeling slightly uncertain about the world?
Well lets get ass drunk on more Para Para!
Presenting "Super Euro- Flash" (sic)
This is Hitomi team's later work I guess.
Terrible music? - check
Bizzare "Para Para" dancing?- check
Cute Girls? - check
Amazing guy in cowboy boots? - sadly no.

-But watching this back to back with "Night of Fire" above will more of less get you drunk...
Not that friendly, slurring "I luvv you guys!" drunk.
No, that angry, "What is wrong with your face!" Irish drunk.
This video is like alcohol poisoning and a groin punch.
...



"Hey you, what's wrong with your fucking face!"

oh shit...
Well this will make us feel better



yeah that hit the spot-