Wednesday, December 31, 2008

American Sleaze - Electric Six

is fucking awesome!

This is barely trash
so no points
but awesomeness.

Electric Six the band that requires multiple exclaimation points

Gay Bar!

Danger! High Voltage.

And no tour of US sleaze would be complete
without the hulu hoop madness of Scissor Sisters..

USA +0
but fuck it
Andrew WK was born here!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Ninja Action

American Ninja style!

"You killed me.... oh well"

Now let's go kill some Pirates.

USA +1

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

I'm the Bollywood Disco Juggernaught, Bitch!

In a pink universe...
There can only be one...
disco juggernaught.

Question- I have a question Ok? Girl's in afros: Girls dressed like Jeanie; Girls wet;
but why am I becoming a gay?

Answer -Disco San Francisco.

Q-oh okay, It'll be worth it, then.

India gets lotion, lube, and +1

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Toyko Drifter

Seijun Suzuki is classic.
Like Mario Bava, his movies are awesome..
displays of something...
not story.
not plot.
but something...

This is from his 60's classic
Toyko Drifter

Q- The story?
A Yakuza,
betrayed by his clan,
will leave a trail of violence...
and catchy songs.

Japan +1
and for god sake check out Seijun Suzuki

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Bollywood Classic

This one makes me scared of sexy time

yeah, hipster it showed up "Ghost World"
-because it's fucking awesome


India +2

Monday, December 15, 2008

I Love America

America loves me back

Savvy world trash lovers
may assume Japan would easily
be in the lead for the best trash

but never forget the part of America which reminds us
“Jesus is my friend.”
Ever wonder why religious types are scared of gays?
be informed:

“He taught me how to live”
“He’s one that will never leave you flat”
“He came and found me and touched me down inside”
“He is like a mounty, he always gets his man...”
“And he’ll Zap you anyway he can...."
" Zap.”

Apparently Jesus is gay... or at least the "nightman"

Though I think my favorite part is that the guitar player is totally rocking out.

Merry Christmas everyone.

America totally rockin’ out +1

Ps Thank you Keith
My god thanks

Thursday, December 11, 2008


Is the Panda the best animal ever?
yes, yes it is.

US +1
Japan +1

Friday, December 5, 2008

Even More EuroVision

Okay clearing out the classics
Even More EuroVision
Tommy Seebach winner of 3 Eurovisions
3 mother fuckers!
3 eurovisions.

This is everything great about fan videos:
Weird talentless dancer?
Nearly racist cultural stereotypes?
- Yep
Intentional humor that falls flat + unitentional hilariousness?
- Yep.
- Bonus

On a fan page he was listed as:
"Never getting the respect he deserved"
---Uh okay Denmark +1

weird disco bonus