Monday, December 15, 2008

I Love America

America loves me back

Savvy world trash lovers
may assume Japan would easily
be in the lead for the best trash

but never forget the part of America which reminds us
“Jesus is my friend.”
Ever wonder why religious types are scared of gays?
be informed:

“He taught me how to live”
“He’s one that will never leave you flat”
“He came and found me and touched me down inside”
“He is like a mounty, he always gets his man...”
“And he’ll Zap you anyway he can...."
" Zap.”

Apparently Jesus is gay... or at least the "nightman"

Though I think my favorite part is that the guitar player is totally rocking out.

Merry Christmas everyone.

America totally rockin’ out +1

Ps Thank you Keith
My god thanks

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