Wednesday, January 28, 2009


Skittles ads have always been a bit weird.

The Example.
Believe in Rainbows!

But this commercial
This is....
The Sublime.

And Oldsalt's sorta' a definition of evil funny.

USA +1

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Fight Back Japan!

I present Tarako Roe noodles.
Sure Skittles ads are awesome
but Japan seems to have created the "WTF"
commercial concept

This is an endurance contest for all you Lamé-ites
Sure you can probably survive the first one...

The original and longest...
(yes, that's your brain melting)

but what about surviving the remixes?
Let the invasion begin!

They just keep coming....

... like Mercyless kawaii zombies....

Endless Endless....
There is no surrender
so we must hold the line!

but insanity takes its coin from us

All is lost.

I dare anyone to try and listen to them all at once
that is the sound of Ragnarok.

Japan +2

Wednesday, January 21, 2009


This is possibly the best commercial
I've seen this year.

This is just wrong

holy crap!


Thailand +3
(hell the first one made me laugh so hard I give it +3)

Sunday, January 18, 2009


The "G"
The "L"
The "C"

"Straight out of Newport"
The Goldie. Looking. Chain.
Welsh Nerdcore

"Gun's don't kill people"

"Your Mother's Got A Penis"

And if you need even more GLC now with R&B!!

Shagi and Ali G
"Me Julie"

Wales +2
(given to England - cause y'all fucked up 597 years ago!)

(also cause I like the "Ali G Indahouse Movie")

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Even More Sleaze

Even More Electric Six

Radio Ga Ga!

also worth mention is Dance Commander
the video ain't great...
but I just like saying "Dance Commander"
Say it with me-
"Dance Commander"
I can't decide if I want to play Dance commander
on my computer or if it's the ultimate career
I've always been heading to

Dance Commander

Then from Japan I have to offer this up
"Furry Hip Hop"
Yeah, that kind of "furry"

Kreva & Mummy D perform Funky Glamorous
yeah so this video has it all
It has it ALL!!!

Japan +1

USA +0 (close though!)

Sunday, January 11, 2009


In case some of you Lamités don't know
let's get ya'll "edu-makated".

"Nerdcore hip hop, or simply nerdcore, is a subgenre of hip hop music characterized by themes and subject matter considered to be of general interest to nerds, though it can appeal to others as well. "
(Thnx Wikipedia!)

I know what you're thinking, "Hip-hop for nerds...
but, uh, how do nerds judge street cred?"

-True Nerdcore keeps it "real"
by only using fan videos....

Exhibit A:
From MC Frontalot
"Yellow Lasers"

(Also pay close attention to the song's story)

Also, when did we stop spelling Lasers with a "Z" ?
I never got that memo
Laser vs Lazer
"S" fucking ruins the word IMO
Come on we never get to use the "Z"
bring Lazers back....

OH SHIT! wait I just remembered...
What's more nerdcore than a fan video!?
A fucking Nerdcore Star Wars machinima fan video!!!!

Hell yeah, MC Chris!
"Fette's Vette" (Exhibit B bitches!)


Bonus Round:
(Only For the 'ardcore!)
MC Chris's MeMe Video
Zork Knowledge Needed

Here's their websites for you lazy bastards
(BTW, "Lazy" better than the word "Slacker"-
'cause it has a fucking "Z"!"

MC Frontalot!
MC Chris!

but USA +0 'cause I fucking hate Star Wars!
nah wait the invented the LaZer! Okay USA +1

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Hubba Hubba!

Damn it!
I mean I like skinny pants and all,
but when are feathers coming back in style?
Feathers man!

Hubba hubba

India +1
India deserves the lead with this one.
hubba hubba

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Japanese Sleaze - Rip Slyme

This is probably the most requested clip my friends ask me to send them
I can't imagine why....

Para Para + Japanese hip pop + cute girls + american apparel =
Japan + 1 !

I actually think Rip Slyme is a pretty awesome band
so here's some more clips



Blow (which always sounds like it's in french to me)

I think it's all to self aware and hipster to earn extra points but I could be convinced otherwise...