Superstars music roundup hoe down

Ahhh, the classics
I'm sure all you Lamé-ites have seen these at some point in your
life but it's time for a review.

The great by their very human nature must fail us from time to time-
and the blowhard overrated actors doubly so.
Let us rejoice in those massive throbbing failures.


Okay, this is my favorite.
Joe Pesci rapping about being a gangster.
This is like 1990, long, long after all the others ones in this post had these embarrassing turds in their legacy.
And what did Joe do?
Mr. Pesci said fck it - I'm gonna do a gangster rap video and full length music album.
Yeah, so only did he do the deed- he took it up a notch.
Way to go Joe, way to go.



OOOOH YEAH It's Telly S and he want's to sex you.
Sexy sex you.
'Cause you're his love.
IF.
IF, you'll let him.



Kojax does country music.
Yeah country music.


The Man, the Myth, the Captain
The one star that needs the type equivalent of an echo.
Will William mmmm, Shat Shatner errrrrrrr!!!!!!
Few artists have managed the sort of career the shat
has- esp few that are as much of a Shat as he is.
A huge steaming, shat.

And he's gonna be high as a kite by the end.


It was a year. with the Shatner.


Die Hard in my pants baby.
Well done Bruce, At what point in your 80's action star career
did you think?
- Yeah, I can be a 60's doo wap soul singer.
Awesome!


This one shouldn't be as funny as it is
but somehow it just makes me giggle.
Russell crowe has an epic reputation as Hollywood
tool and this just confirms it.
You know what I said about Joe Pesci, double it.
The god for honest vapid cojones- and the spewing stupidity
of the music. Russell you are the new Shat.



Lets end big- this is one of the classics.
Not only is the vulcan Leonard Nemoy playing with his own pointy ear fame-
he's tying it in to Lord of the Rings.
It's like a big nerd sandwitch -you've got fantasy, you've got sci-fi, you've got "go go" girls and a bowl haircut.




I guess I should give point for this
USA +3
Australia +1