Utah Saints running man

I don't now what I feel about this

I did the running man waaay back in the day
and liked this utah saints song, when neither
was ironic.

now I kinda like them ironically....but I actually participated
in them the first time.... 'cause I'm old.
So are old people allowed to like things ironically
that they were a part of?

hmmmm, I'll think about while I put on a new diaper.





+1 england (actually wales)

The Shat is back!

Hug the Mountain.


I don't know what I find the best about this video
The Shat's mop top, the fake mountain, or the song.

Long live the Captain!



USA +1

Tim & Eric Music Videos

I can't get the classic FLying Lotus track to work
which looks a bit like this-


But in some ways this video is even better...
mainly cause I like Major Laser.

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

Tim & Eric making videos for the kids.
for the kids, man.
USA +1

More Katching Upp

Aqua
I don't know what to say about Aqua.
I believe this type of music was called NRG or Eurodance.
It's sort of where "rolling" went wrong.
Somehow X made all the fauxravers miss the misogyny
, the badly looped beats, the auto-tuned singing.

Oh Well...

COME ON BARBIE LETS GO PARTY! Yay!



Lollipop



EVEN MORE
RANGERS!!!!
In case you forgot about THIS SKIT







Denmark +2
Japan +1

Banana!!!!

I have a guest staying at the house,
so I don't have a lot of time to write sillyness
So let's just jump in okay?

This is a Japanese ad for Dole, Banana, and Mcdonalds...
and insanity.

(2 quick bits of tasty sillyness.)






and as a counter point...
this video inspired the last treatment t was working on, called "A Dance of Shadows"
The Vide gets a bit slow towards the end- but It's neat.

Superstars music roundup hoe down

Ahhh, the classics
I'm sure all you Lamé-ites have seen these at some point in your
life but it's time for a review.

The great by their very human nature must fail us from time to time-
and the blowhard overrated actors doubly so.
Let us rejoice in those massive throbbing failures.


Okay, this is my favorite.
Joe Pesci rapping about being a gangster.
This is like 1990, long, long after all the others ones in this post had these embarrassing turds in their legacy.
And what did Joe do?
Mr. Pesci said fck it - I'm gonna do a gangster rap video and full length music album.
Yeah, so only did he do the deed- he took it up a notch.
Way to go Joe, way to go.



OOOOH YEAH It's Telly S and he want's to sex you.
Sexy sex you.
'Cause you're his love.
IF.
IF, you'll let him.



Kojax does country music.
Yeah country music.


The Man, the Myth, the Captain
The one star that needs the type equivalent of an echo.
Will William mmmm, Shat Shatner errrrrrrr!!!!!!
Few artists have managed the sort of career the shat
has- esp few that are as much of a Shat as he is.
A huge steaming, shat.

And he's gonna be high as a kite by the end.


It was a year. with the Shatner.


Die Hard in my pants baby.
Well done Bruce, At what point in your 80's action star career
did you think?
- Yeah, I can be a 60's doo wap soul singer.
Awesome!


This one shouldn't be as funny as it is
but somehow it just makes me giggle.
Russell crowe has an epic reputation as Hollywood
tool and this just confirms it.
You know what I said about Joe Pesci, double it.
The god for honest vapid cojones- and the spewing stupidity
of the music. Russell you are the new Shat.



Lets end big- this is one of the classics.
Not only is the vulcan Leonard Nemoy playing with his own pointy ear fame-
he's tying it in to Lord of the Rings.
It's like a big nerd sandwitch -you've got fantasy, you've got sci-fi, you've got "go go" girls and a bowl haircut.




I guess I should give point for this
USA +3
Australia +1

I was going to do a entry about the insane icelandic kid's show
Lazy Town. It's a kids show, about getting kids to be active. Yeah, it's a TV show about how you should be playing outside instead of uh watching TV.
Also it based on that weird euroRave late nineties Xtasy look made so popular by Barbie girl
But I had to much to drink last night to be clever about them,
So instead here's a quick musical interlude
of stripes and bizzaro angry boxes

STRIPES


BIZZARO ANGRY BOXES
Worth the link.


nobody gets nothing +0

Music Rewind

Not to step on Chris's territory

but it's time for a music review.
obviously you've heard these songs...
but had to search for the videos (so inconvenient!)
So Im gathering them in one place for my... ah, I mean your convenience.

'cause I do this all for you
not me... cause blogs are certainly not a place for time-wasting narcissistic masturbation.

oh shit
yes they are.


damn.



Yelle: A Cause Des Gason
featuring the new Tecktonik dancing... and thus the beginning of 90's retro!
(including the necessary commercial exploitation)



CONVERSE: My drive through
NERD + SANTOGOLD - Selling out never sounded so good- the converse ad.




Hello Baltimore!
Rye Rye with Blaqstarr, both out of crab town
(mmmmn... crab cakes)

Rye Rye : Shake it to the ground.



Duh Santogold

Santogold: Lights out.


Santogold:



Graphics (super Duh MIA)

MIA is insane
this video fucks with colors
MIA -BOYZ


also this songBird Flu


No fucking way I'm giving points for this stuff.

GOAAAL GOAL! GOOOOAAAAL BRAZIL!

No, it not the world cup...

It's my new favorite song!
San Paulo been pumping out the new bands- CSS and Bonde De Role etc...
Manchester better wake the fuck up.

I don't know what the hell is going on with dance music now
and it doesn't really have a title that seems to stick yet.
But certainly MIA, Santogold, Rye Rye, and alot of bands coming out of South and Central
America are on top of it.
It's lo-fi kinda "electro dance punk"... or at least how I'd describe it.
You could call it "electro grime" to I guess.
Fuck I wish I knew what to call it- cause it's been going on for several YEARS now.
And is the Mighty AwesomeSauce incarnate
Anyway,
Listen to this shit and weep in joy-


AQUI PARA VOCES - BURAKA SOM SISTEMA FEAT DEIZE TIGRONA

Rio Rio pointed out that "Aqui para vocês" literally means 'here's to you' but what it really means is 'I'm flicking you off', it's what you say before you flip the bird.
(Also here's too hoping Jon and Hieu change the music up in LXD)


Cansei De Ser Sexy (CSS)
Took their name from Beyonce' stupidly saying to the brazilian press "I'm tired of being sexy"
but on a great show too- okay, you should be listening already... click bellow...

CSS: Let's make love and listen to Death from Above


CSS: Alala
awesome backwards punk anger prom party!



Bonde Do Role
actually friends with CSS and tour together...
similar sound a little more discordent and sample heavy.

Bonde Do Role: Solta O Frango
how can you not like a human chicken fight?


Bonde Do Role :Office Boy
only for the hardcore fans of the genre'


Bonde Do Role : Marina Gasolina
The song is classic the video is not.
but fuck it you can't not dance to it.



Brazil + 6
(and next week I'll put some more of the Santogold and MIA up- cause it's long overdue )

Death of Punk

Death of Punk.


Vanilla Beans- "nicola"
This is one of those bjorky, spike jonesy things
Super low tech, simple to do, happy colors, - basically everything the interweb video should have.
lot of little cute/funny moments- decent song.
Plus it's got Flight Attendants (bonus!)




I can't really post the above video without showing Pizzicato Five.
Moe Moe turned me on to this group- and after force feeding me it for a few years
I grew to love them- a lot. (and that was the end of me listening to 'ardcore)
They made a whole series of videos/DVD's called ReadyMade TV.
All shot ala' Warhol factory:
Fun, simple, intentionally silly/cheap- way ahead of it's time.
(plus they make me think of Moe Moe)

Baby Portable Player Sound (12 second intro)


Tout Va Bien


Enjoy!!!

Japan +1


Japan Ranger Bonus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trainwreck of amazement.

I'm not sure, I think this band is awesome.
maybe?

They seem to be a german electropunk
band (singing in english and french)
glazed in trash culture.

I kan't stop watching it though.
Beep Beep Bonpk




No likey?
Oh well, here's some more 5 Rangers!

Part 2


Part 3


Part 4


Special Food Bonus!
Heavenly
Earthly Delights

(edit: a part 3 mistake was made)

Japan +1
Germany +1

Now walk it out!

Post-Modern Cultural Advancement Illustrated.

Take the old.
Add the New.



oh Happy day!

but wait forty years have passed

Nah son, she's still got it.






Thanks Rio Rio!

USA +1

Oldalt was shooting yesterday

I'm to tired to do the comedy
dance.
Instead Lets get Dizzee

Dream



That was nice
I bet you thought
Boy...
"What A feeking"
Cakk on Me 2
Kakk Kakk

Hilarious when the dude goes all john travolta stripper



Bla Bla Bla
England damn you +2

Bitches Better ReKONGsize!

What What What?
Have you forgetten what's it's all about?
The Existential void getting you down?
....
Wrong Blog- seek out emo/mentalhealthtwats.com

Let's review, bitches.
This blog is not about my life, kids, dogs, food, self help
emo bands, or other shit in blogs I do not to listen or read.
This Blog is about the global fight for garbage- the brilliant luminant garbage.
for example:

Bollywood/Snoop Showdown

or even:
Original Insantity


And I as grand dragoon of all trash I assign the scores.

so Bitches it's Austrailia
+1 again
Empire of the Sun Is Brilliantly wierd
as shown by their first music video.
Walking on a Dream

I present the second.

We Are The People



Australia +1
Me +10

Go PacMan!!!

Special break!

This is not the usual Sunday/ Wednesday entry
and I'm sure you've all been missing my clever clever phrasing
(I've been busy fck all yall)

Anyways, despite my attempt to keep this blog from devolving
into music videos all the time, I have to post these:

The Go Team.
Pretty awesome band one half "CSS",
one half "The Rapture", one half double dutch.
(fck ur maths)
I love their silly videos
but this one is cheapo classic




Here's two of their older vids for context...
and lesser awesomeness:

"Doing it All Right."
Yes, I will Go team. I will join band camp.
The blue jacket and pink earring command me with your hotness
and electric company feelings.


"Milk"
It's in english, but WTF is she saying.


I promise a return to commercials and you-tube stupoodé soon.
USA +2

Bonus REVIEW!!!!
bitches never really gave the old stuff it's due.
Writing like your drunk when you aren't drunk but wish you were.

EEEEENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Part 2!
Even more really bad, "stupod" videos from England.

Fedde Le Grand vs Camille Jones
Last video was nurses, now secretaries,
when are meter maids?

Actually I think Camille Jones original D+B song is pretty good.
The Creeps Original Video/Mix

From Creep' Secretaries to Creep Vampires
Freaks -"The Creeps"

(I have to admit I mainly dig the super aggro- choreography)


Pretty Colors!
Perfect Exceeder


Dada "Lollipop"
I'm 'embarished' I like this (sic)


More Helmets!
Vitalic: "My friend Dario"
(also this video kinda describes oldsalt's feeling about metal)



England +5
holy crap

Music BREAK! England and Power Tools!!

England and Europe specialize in shitty shitty
NRG, Garage, and other cheesy meat-market electronic music.
.....
but, I love it all!

Take a simple "boots and pants" 4/4 beat.
+ stupid lyrics
+pop and lock
+ lots of girls... bouncing.

and YAY!!
Oldsalt is refreshed and ready to start his day.


Eric Prydz:
"Call on Me"

(Yes, "I'm the same boy I used to be," but unfortunately that boy is in wash closet with the lotion)

Benny Benassi:
"Satisfaction"

that was the best pron, uh, music video ever.

"Who Your Daddy?"

You are Benny, You are.


Freddie La Grande:
"Put your hands up for detriot" Freddie La Grande
The original



"I see girls" Studio B
title says it all
But why the helmets?
- because slow mo plus helmets make girls hotter.


Part 2 later this week!


England's power tools +5
(I see a huge lead in England's future-
a massive, throbbing lead.)
(sorry)

Happy times

Need a break from insanity.
Both songs are a couple years old, as are both videos
but they are also brilliantly insane.


#1
I'm a sucker for exploitation send ups
Muse's Knights of Cydonia mix cheap italian sci-fi,
karate, and dead on spaghetti western.
( I love the flag waving at the end)


Also good (though lacking an exploitation edge)
Frontier Psychiatrist


USA +2
Nah, lets face these are too good to be trash....
USA +0

Fight Back Japan!

I present Tarako Roe noodles.
Sure Skittles ads are awesome
but Japan seems to have created the "WTF"
commercial concept

This is an endurance contest for all you Lamé-ites
Sure you can probably survive the first one...

The original and longest...
(yes, that's your brain melting)



but what about surviving the remixes?
Let the invasion begin!
#1


They just keep coming....
#2


... like Mercyless kawaii zombies....
#3


Endless Endless....
There is no surrender
so we must hold the line!
#4


but insanity takes its coin from us
#5


All is lost.
#6


I dare anyone to try and listen to them all at once
that is the sound of Ragnarok.

Japan +2

Even More Sleaze

Even More Electric Six

Radio Ga Ga!


also worth mention is Dance Commander
the video ain't great...
but I just like saying "Dance Commander"
Say it with me-
"Dance Commander"
I can't decide if I want to play Dance commander
on my computer or if it's the ultimate career
I've always been heading to

Dance Commander

Then from Japan I have to offer this up
"Furry Hip Hop"
....
Yeah, that kind of "furry"

Kreva & Mummy D perform Funky Glamorous
yeah so this video has it all
It has it ALL!!!
Beeeeaach!



Japan +1

USA +0 (close though!)