Superstars music roundup hoe down

Ahhh, the classics
I'm sure all you Lamé-ites have seen these at some point in your
life but it's time for a review.

The great by their very human nature must fail us from time to time-
and the blowhard overrated actors doubly so.
Let us rejoice in those massive throbbing failures.


Okay, this is my favorite.
Joe Pesci rapping about being a gangster.
This is like 1990, long, long after all the others ones in this post had these embarrassing turds in their legacy.
And what did Joe do?
Mr. Pesci said fck it - I'm gonna do a gangster rap video and full length music album.
Yeah, so only did he do the deed- he took it up a notch.
Way to go Joe, way to go.



OOOOH YEAH It's Telly S and he want's to sex you.
Sexy sex you.
'Cause you're his love.
IF.
IF, you'll let him.



Kojax does country music.
Yeah country music.


The Man, the Myth, the Captain
The one star that needs the type equivalent of an echo.
Will William mmmm, Shat Shatner errrrrrrr!!!!!!
Few artists have managed the sort of career the shat
has- esp few that are as much of a Shat as he is.
A huge steaming, shat.

And he's gonna be high as a kite by the end.


It was a year. with the Shatner.


Die Hard in my pants baby.
Well done Bruce, At what point in your 80's action star career
did you think?
- Yeah, I can be a 60's doo wap soul singer.
Awesome!


This one shouldn't be as funny as it is
but somehow it just makes me giggle.
Russell crowe has an epic reputation as Hollywood
tool and this just confirms it.
You know what I said about Joe Pesci, double it.
The god for honest vapid cojones- and the spewing stupidity
of the music. Russell you are the new Shat.



Lets end big- this is one of the classics.
Not only is the vulcan Leonard Nemoy playing with his own pointy ear fame-
he's tying it in to Lord of the Rings.
It's like a big nerd sandwitch -you've got fantasy, you've got sci-fi, you've got "go go" girls and a bowl haircut.




I guess I should give point for this
USA +3
Australia +1

Bitches Better ReKONGsize!

What What What?
Have you forgetten what's it's all about?
The Existential void getting you down?
....
Wrong Blog- seek out emo/mentalhealthtwats.com

Let's review, bitches.
This blog is not about my life, kids, dogs, food, self help
emo bands, or other shit in blogs I do not to listen or read.
This Blog is about the global fight for garbage- the brilliant luminant garbage.
for example:

Bollywood/Snoop Showdown

or even:
Original Insantity


And I as grand dragoon of all trash I assign the scores.

so Bitches it's Austrailia
+1 again
Empire of the Sun Is Brilliantly wierd
as shown by their first music video.
Walking on a Dream

I present the second.

We Are The People



Australia +1
Me +10

Empire of the Sun

Empire of the Sun
a mysterious mystical musical journey of
magic and mystery...

I mean how can you not like this album art?



This isn't the best mix of this song..
but look at that album art!
Dune + Labyrinth + Adam and the Ants
Awesomely bizarro'!
If this sort of thing and "Italian spiderman" keeps up
Australia may become my new favorite country.

Empire Of The Sun - Walking On A Dream


Watch out even this boy george mix of the song grows on you.
check them out on myspace

Italian Spiderman!

"Italian Spiderman" A group of Aussie film students made this gem. It's basically a homage to the old Bava films and other bad explotation jems of the the 70s.

"Who's- Mario Bava?" you ask.

Oh No!!!
Do not question the Bava, he is the latex highness of bizarre Italian-ness and stoner film glory. No director had a greater talent for bizarre sets, nonsensical plots, and finding reasons for women to wear very little.

Mario Bava!

So "Italian Spider Man" worships the Bava throne like a sexy high-priestess with a very big feather headdress and a very small leather bikini...
And thus you should watch it.

Watch them all- but here's my favorite episode-



If you like this check out there other episodes. (I'll post a few more later)

but also check out
"Danger Diabolik" by Mario Bava.

Diabolik!