Hug the Mountain.
I don't know what I find the best about this video
The Shat's mop top, the fake mountain, or the song.
Long live the Captain!
USA +1
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Showing posts with label USA. Show all posts
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Tim & Eric Music Videos
I can't get the classic FLying Lotus track to work
which looks a bit like this-
But in some ways this video is even better...
mainly cause I like Major Laser.
Tim & Eric making videos for the kids.
for the kids, man.
USA +1
which looks a bit like this-
But in some ways this video is even better...
mainly cause I like Major Laser.
Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.
Tim & Eric making videos for the kids.
for the kids, man.
USA +1
Sunday, July 26, 2009
More Comedy that's hard to pronounce... but less beardy
Kumail Nanjiani, his comedy isn't the most innovative
-it's just observational based rants- but it's funny.
plus he often opens for Zach Galifianakis.
Yeah, so they'd share an bill, "it's Galifianakis with Nanjiani!"
I wish I could take my grandparents to their show- just to
watch them try and pronounce it.
Bonus
Japan is insane.
This is not what I expected with little red riding hood.
okay
Japan +1
US and Pakistan relations +6
-it's just observational based rants- but it's funny.
plus he often opens for Zach Galifianakis.
Yeah, so they'd share an bill, "it's Galifianakis with Nanjiani!"
I wish I could take my grandparents to their show- just to
watch them try and pronounce it.
Bonus
Japan is insane.
This is not what I expected with little red riding hood.
okay
Japan +1
US and Pakistan relations +6
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Ernie Kovacs is a genius
Many people think absurdist comedy was invented in
England with Monty Python in 1969
wrong.
Perhaps with The Goon Show maybe? (where Peter Sellers got his start!)
wrong.
For my mind surreal or absurdist comedy began
in the 1950's we saw the beginning, right here
in the US of A with the Ernie Kovacs' Show.
NINETEEN FIFTY! in THE McCARTHY ERA AMERICA.
Sadly like a lot of live television, little of his best material survives.
but this...
This is the Narubi trio
Ernie is the one with the gigantic cigar (which was his signature)
USA +1
England with Monty Python in 1969
wrong.
Perhaps with The Goon Show maybe? (where Peter Sellers got his start!)
wrong.
For my mind surreal or absurdist comedy began
in the 1950's we saw the beginning, right here
in the US of A with the Ernie Kovacs' Show.
NINETEEN FIFTY! in THE McCARTHY ERA AMERICA.
Sadly like a lot of live television, little of his best material survives.
but this...
This is the Narubi trio
Ernie is the one with the gigantic cigar (which was his signature)
USA +1
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Superstars music roundup hoe down
Ahhh, the classics
I'm sure all you Lamé-ites have seen these at some point in your
life but it's time for a review.
The great by their very human nature must fail us from time to time-
and the blowhard overrated actors doubly so.
Let us rejoice in those massive throbbing failures.
Okay, this is my favorite.
Joe Pesci rapping about being a gangster.
This is like 1990, long, long after all the others ones in this post had these embarrassing turds in their legacy.
And what did Joe do?
Mr. Pesci said fck it - I'm gonna do a gangster rap video and full length music album.
Yeah, so only did he do the deed- he took it up a notch.
Way to go Joe, way to go.
OOOOH YEAH It's Telly S and he want's to sex you.
Sexy sex you.
'Cause you're his love.
IF.
IF, you'll let him.
Kojax does country music.
Yeah country music.
The Man, the Myth, the Captain
The one star that needs the type equivalent of an echo.
Will William mmmm, Shat Shatner errrrrrrr!!!!!!
Few artists have managed the sort of career the shat
has- esp few that are as much of a Shat as he is.
A huge steaming, shat.
And he's gonna be high as a kite by the end.
It was a year. with the Shatner.
Die Hard in my pants baby.
Well done Bruce, At what point in your 80's action star career
did you think?
- Yeah, I can be a 60's doo wap soul singer.
Awesome!
This one shouldn't be as funny as it is
but somehow it just makes me giggle.
Russell crowe has an epic reputation as Hollywood
tool and this just confirms it.
You know what I said about Joe Pesci, double it.
The god for honest vapid cojones- and the spewing stupidity
of the music. Russell you are the new Shat.
Lets end big- this is one of the classics.
Not only is the vulcan Leonard Nemoy playing with his own pointy ear fame-
he's tying it in to Lord of the Rings.
It's like a big nerd sandwitch -you've got fantasy, you've got sci-fi, you've got "go go" girls and a bowl haircut.
I guess I should give point for this
USA +3
Australia +1
I'm sure all you Lamé-ites have seen these at some point in your
life but it's time for a review.
The great by their very human nature must fail us from time to time-
and the blowhard overrated actors doubly so.
Let us rejoice in those massive throbbing failures.
Okay, this is my favorite.
Joe Pesci rapping about being a gangster.
This is like 1990, long, long after all the others ones in this post had these embarrassing turds in their legacy.
And what did Joe do?
Mr. Pesci said fck it - I'm gonna do a gangster rap video and full length music album.
Yeah, so only did he do the deed- he took it up a notch.
Way to go Joe, way to go.
OOOOH YEAH It's Telly S and he want's to sex you.
Sexy sex you.
'Cause you're his love.
IF.
IF, you'll let him.
Kojax does country music.
Yeah country music.
The Man, the Myth, the Captain
The one star that needs the type equivalent of an echo.
Will William mmmm, Shat Shatner errrrrrrr!!!!!!
Few artists have managed the sort of career the shat
has- esp few that are as much of a Shat as he is.
A huge steaming, shat.
And he's gonna be high as a kite by the end.
It was a year. with the Shatner.
Die Hard in my pants baby.
Well done Bruce, At what point in your 80's action star career
did you think?
- Yeah, I can be a 60's doo wap soul singer.
Awesome!
This one shouldn't be as funny as it is
but somehow it just makes me giggle.
Russell crowe has an epic reputation as Hollywood
tool and this just confirms it.
You know what I said about Joe Pesci, double it.
The god for honest vapid cojones- and the spewing stupidity
of the music. Russell you are the new Shat.
Lets end big- this is one of the classics.
Not only is the vulcan Leonard Nemoy playing with his own pointy ear fame-
he's tying it in to Lord of the Rings.
It's like a big nerd sandwitch -you've got fantasy, you've got sci-fi, you've got "go go" girls and a bowl haircut.
I guess I should give point for this
USA +3
Australia +1
Sunday, June 21, 2009
What's in Dixie?
Wow!
uh Wow.
The eighties was a fucked up time:
Thundercats, Cheers, Married with Children, and Designing Women.
Thundercats was pretty cool- at least it was a thousand times better than
He-Man which came before it.
I used to like Cheers (when i was young)- before I started listening to the head
writer's radio blurbs on our local PBS radio station here (KCRW.)
He strikes me as a mentally lazy, self absorbed, over paid tool. Retroactively I'm removing my "like" of that show.
Married With Children is (with the possible exception of Hee-Haw and the Holocaust) the worst thing from the 20th century.
Oh wait, that's right, the second worst...
Designing Women. (Aka "Grey Gardens: The Early Years" )
Fuck, I didn't just hate that show. I hated the idea of that show.
It was the Reagan years, network Tv, vaginal warts all slurred together
with...
Sorry...
I really hated that show.
Regardless,
Dixie was the star of that river of diarrhea,
(again sorry...) (god I hated that show! And I do not for a second believe her real name was Dixie!)
Anyways shortly after that show,
lovely, talented, Miss Dixie, put out a Meditation, Yoga & Exercise video.
(Maybe to counter the former commie, then "Turner" sellout Jane Fonda's "empire of exercise")
Regardless here's scene where she shows us an
interesting mediative technique.
Thanks Dixie, You're a Jem!
USA +1
uh Wow.
The eighties was a fucked up time:
Thundercats, Cheers, Married with Children, and Designing Women.
Thundercats was pretty cool- at least it was a thousand times better than
He-Man which came before it.
I used to like Cheers (when i was young)- before I started listening to the head
writer's radio blurbs on our local PBS radio station here (KCRW.)
He strikes me as a mentally lazy, self absorbed, over paid tool. Retroactively I'm removing my "like" of that show.
Married With Children is (with the possible exception of Hee-Haw and the Holocaust) the worst thing from the 20th century.
Oh wait, that's right, the second worst...
Designing Women. (Aka "Grey Gardens: The Early Years" )
Fuck, I didn't just hate that show. I hated the idea of that show.
It was the Reagan years, network Tv, vaginal warts all slurred together
with...
Sorry...
I really hated that show.
Regardless,
Dixie was the star of that river of diarrhea,
(again sorry...) (god I hated that show! And I do not for a second believe her real name was Dixie!)
Anyways shortly after that show,
lovely, talented, Miss Dixie, put out a Meditation, Yoga & Exercise video.
(Maybe to counter the former commie, then "Turner" sellout Jane Fonda's "empire of exercise")
Regardless here's scene where she shows us an
interesting mediative technique.
Thanks Dixie, You're a Jem!
USA +1
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Maximum Stupidity
Sometimes the level of stupidity we Americans are capable of astonishes even me.
Sure, my country elected George W Bush twice;
has decided to rally behind seven series of "Two and Half Men;"
and "Smallville;"
but then there's this....
Thank you, Steven King, Thank you-
And when the Machine overlords come for us
I'm going to disguise myself as a toaster and start throwing
bread at people.
I think that will give my life meaning.
USA +1
Sure, my country elected George W Bush twice;
has decided to rally behind seven series of "Two and Half Men;"
and "Smallville;"
but then there's this....
Thank you, Steven King, Thank you-
And when the Machine overlords come for us
I'm going to disguise myself as a toaster and start throwing
bread at people.
I think that will give my life meaning.
USA +1
Sunday, May 31, 2009
The obvious and old
The Best fight scenes Evar!
yeah, I'm getting lazy, the USA
has way to many points but what can I do
when our culture spews out jems like this.
80's bad anglo-kungfu movies.
as a side note:
Dear Chuck Norris,
You are a tool. The resurgent celebrity from the internet?
We are making fun of you. You should not run for congress or governor.
You represent all the bullshit the Conservative movement
represents. Though, I would like to see you fight again- someone your own age group..
Mainly Mike Tyson. I would like to watch him eat you.
15 minutes done.
ANYWAYS
If your not gonna watch any other clips watch this one.
Cynthia Rockheart (?) Seriously this is 80's macho at it's worse.
Internet whipping boy JCVD in tights + girls in 80s aerobic tights. = Awesome.
MC Chris does a send up to the whole "American Ninja" thing
And lastly that third act recovery and resurrection..
Anyone in involved in storytelling has to know the third act is about the character bringing it all
back and beating the odds.
In this case JCVD
Yep JCVD, actually made a good movie recently
And It's called "JCVD", no really!
It's thriller, not a kung-fu movie, and I actually have to recommend it.
Variety and NY times, Rotten Tomatoes all recommend it.
It's kinda like the "Wrestler" for Mickey Roarke, except more Post Modern and without the sucky
ending and badly acted subplot with his daughter.
BONUS for the hardcore
This is a Teaser the director made for JCVD. It's not in the movie. It's a short film on it's own, but's kinda great.
USA +2
Belgium (seriously belgium WTF?) +1
yeah, I'm getting lazy, the USA
has way to many points but what can I do
when our culture spews out jems like this.
80's bad anglo-kungfu movies.
as a side note:
Dear Chuck Norris,
You are a tool. The resurgent celebrity from the internet?
We are making fun of you. You should not run for congress or governor.
You represent all the bullshit the Conservative movement
represents. Though, I would like to see you fight again- someone your own age group..
Mainly Mike Tyson. I would like to watch him eat you.
15 minutes done.
ANYWAYS
If your not gonna watch any other clips watch this one.
Cynthia Rockheart (?) Seriously this is 80's macho at it's worse.
Internet whipping boy JCVD in tights + girls in 80s aerobic tights. = Awesome.
MC Chris does a send up to the whole "American Ninja" thing
And lastly that third act recovery and resurrection..
Anyone in involved in storytelling has to know the third act is about the character bringing it all
back and beating the odds.
In this case JCVD
Yep JCVD, actually made a good movie recently
And It's called "JCVD", no really!
It's thriller, not a kung-fu movie, and I actually have to recommend it.
Variety and NY times, Rotten Tomatoes all recommend it.
It's kinda like the "Wrestler" for Mickey Roarke, except more Post Modern and without the sucky
ending and badly acted subplot with his daughter.
BONUS for the hardcore
This is a Teaser the director made for JCVD. It's not in the movie. It's a short film on it's own, but's kinda great.
USA +2
Belgium (seriously belgium WTF?) +1
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Kevin Bacon Movie Club
I found this clip cause one of the Jay's friends play's the "wife"
pretty funny.
That's all for today
busy busy busy
pretty funny.
That's all for today
busy busy busy
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Music Rewind
Not to step on Chris's territory
but it's time for a music review.
obviously you've heard these songs...
but had to search for the videos (so inconvenient!)
So Im gathering them in one place for my... ah, I mean your convenience.
'cause I do this all for you
not me... cause blogs are certainly not a place for time-wasting narcissistic masturbation.
oh shit
yes they are.
damn.
Yelle: A Cause Des Gason
featuring the new Tecktonik dancing... and thus the beginning of 90's retro!
(including the necessary commercial exploitation)
CONVERSE: My drive through
NERD + SANTOGOLD - Selling out never sounded so good- the converse ad.
Hello Baltimore!
Rye Rye with Blaqstarr, both out of crab town
(mmmmn... crab cakes)
Rye Rye : Shake it to the ground.
Duh Santogold
Santogold: Lights out.
Santogold:
Graphics (super Duh MIA)
MIA is insane
this video fucks with colors
MIA -BOYZ
also this songBird Flu
No fucking way I'm giving points for this stuff.
but it's time for a music review.
obviously you've heard these songs...
but had to search for the videos (so inconvenient!)
So Im gathering them in one place for my... ah, I mean your convenience.
'cause I do this all for you
not me... cause blogs are certainly not a place for time-wasting narcissistic masturbation.
oh shit
yes they are.
damn.
Yelle: A Cause Des Gason
featuring the new Tecktonik dancing... and thus the beginning of 90's retro!
(including the necessary commercial exploitation)
CONVERSE: My drive through
NERD + SANTOGOLD - Selling out never sounded so good- the converse ad.
Hello Baltimore!
Rye Rye with Blaqstarr, both out of crab town
(mmmmn... crab cakes)
Rye Rye : Shake it to the ground.
Duh Santogold
Santogold: Lights out.
Santogold:
Graphics (super Duh MIA)
MIA is insane
this video fucks with colors
MIA -BOYZ
also this songBird Flu
No fucking way I'm giving points for this stuff.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Kaboom Sci Fi!
Kaboom! redub... it starts out slow but becomes totally worth it.
This is sci-fi from Spain a pretty religious conservative Catholic Country.
Some people say Sci-fi is for nerds with serious social and sexual issues.
Yep.
A Meme i missed and totally worth it + its sci-fi fantasy crap.
USA: Totally eating spaghetti in the shower +1
Spain: Paging Doctor Freud +1
Bonus!
Yet another "Go Rangers! Episode 7"
Even More "Man to Man with Dean Learner" Episode 2 part1
part 2
part 3
Kaboom! Re-Dub!! - watch more funny videos
This is sci-fi from Spain a pretty religious conservative Catholic Country.
Some people say Sci-fi is for nerds with serious social and sexual issues.
Yep.
A Meme i missed and totally worth it + its sci-fi fantasy crap.
USA: Totally eating spaghetti in the shower +1
Spain: Paging Doctor Freud +1
Bonus!
Yet another "Go Rangers! Episode 7"
Even More "Man to Man with Dean Learner" Episode 2 part1
part 2
part 3
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
More comedy with beards
Zach Galifianakis:
I'm purty fond of Zach's stuff
He was one of the standouts of Comedians of Comedy.
but please ignore and forgive the stuff he's done for Kimmel
Interviews Michael Cera.
His actual standup: "Characters"
I
I'm not a big fan of Tim and Eric show (etc... etc...)
they'er okay.
but this shit I found funny...
Sorry USA no points. He's got a movie coming out
I'm purty fond of Zach's stuff
He was one of the standouts of Comedians of Comedy.
but please ignore and forgive the stuff he's done for Kimmel
Interviews Michael Cera.
His actual standup: "Characters"
I
I'm not a big fan of Tim and Eric show (etc... etc...)
they'er okay.
but this shit I found funny...
Sorry USA no points. He's got a movie coming out
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Rangers Continues Ho!
Even More Rangers!!!
Episode 5
Also Bonus
I'm digging this guys comedy.
No "World Trashy Points" -he's a pro
But check him out If You're In LA LA
Japan +1
Episode 5
Also Bonus
I'm digging this guys comedy.
No "World Trashy Points" -he's a pro
But check him out If You're In LA LA
Japan +1
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Vagina Power!
Alexyss Tylor is sex talk show host and author out of Atlanta Georgia.
The woman next to Alexyss is her mom.
Yes, her Mom.
Let's quote Alexyss- "He won't buy you a... uh, shrimp special from
long john silvers. That plate is what? $2.99. But he will give you a
mouth full of cum.... A rectum full of cum..."
Yes that's her Mom sitting 30 inches away from her.
"Now her mind, her mind is no good 'cause that penis done ejaculated all in her brain."
We are living in a golden glorious age, of wonderment.
and this...
this is internet happiness.
Lot a times we get caught up in that Penis power.
Wash Yo Nuts
USA +2
Thanx Michelle
The woman next to Alexyss is her mom.
Yes, her Mom.
Let's quote Alexyss- "He won't buy you a... uh, shrimp special from
long john silvers. That plate is what? $2.99. But he will give you a
mouth full of cum.... A rectum full of cum..."
Yes that's her Mom sitting 30 inches away from her.
"Now her mind, her mind is no good 'cause that penis done ejaculated all in her brain."
We are living in a golden glorious age, of wonderment.
and this...
this is internet happiness.
Lot a times we get caught up in that Penis power.
Wash Yo Nuts
USA +2
Thanx Michelle
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Now walk it out!
Post-Modern Cultural Advancement Illustrated.
Take the old.
Add the New.
oh Happy day!
but wait forty years have passed
Nah son, she's still got it.
Thanks Rio Rio!
USA +1
Take the old.
Add the New.
oh Happy day!
but wait forty years have passed
Nah son, she's still got it.
Thanks Rio Rio!
USA +1
Friday, February 13, 2009
Go PacMan!!!
Special break!
This is not the usual Sunday/ Wednesday entry
and I'm sure you've all been missing my clever clever phrasing
(I've been busy fck all yall)
Anyways, despite my attempt to keep this blog from devolving
into music videos all the time, I have to post these:
The Go Team.
Pretty awesome band one half "CSS",
one half "The Rapture", one half double dutch.
(fck ur maths)
I love their silly videos
but this one is cheapo classic
Here's two of their older vids for context...
and lesser awesomeness:
"Doing it All Right."
Yes, I will Go team. I will join band camp.
The blue jacket and pink earring command me with your hotness
and electric company feelings.
"Milk"
It's in english, but WTF is she saying.
I promise a return to commercials and you-tube stupoodé soon.
USA +2
Bonus REVIEW!!!!
bitches never really gave the old stuff it's due.
Writing like your drunk when you aren't drunk but wish you were.
This is not the usual Sunday/ Wednesday entry
and I'm sure you've all been missing my clever clever phrasing
(I've been busy fck all yall)
Anyways, despite my attempt to keep this blog from devolving
into music videos all the time, I have to post these:
The Go Team.
Pretty awesome band one half "CSS",
one half "The Rapture", one half double dutch.
(fck ur maths)
I love their silly videos
but this one is cheapo classic
Here's two of their older vids for context...
and lesser awesomeness:
"Doing it All Right."
Yes, I will Go team. I will join band camp.
The blue jacket and pink earring command me with your hotness
and electric company feelings.
"Milk"
It's in english, but WTF is she saying.
I promise a return to commercials and you-tube stupoodé soon.
USA +2
Bonus REVIEW!!!!
bitches never really gave the old stuff it's due.
Writing like your drunk when you aren't drunk but wish you were.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Southwest Airlines
Okay, lets remember that last year Southwest airlines kicked
Kyle Ebbert off of a plane for wearing a mini-skirt.
Keith, a southwest flight attendant, told her-
"This is a family airline. I'm sorry your dressed to provocative to fly on this flight"
Uh, okay...
Lets look back Lamé-ites at Southwest's glory years
"Remember what it was like!"
!
+bonus
not period, but lets face it
stewardess r hot, and I'm a dude
USA +1 (could have been plus two if airlines didn't suck now)
(whoops sorry I set this post to the wrong date everybody- should have appeared yesterday)
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Happy times
Need a break from insanity.
Both songs are a couple years old, as are both videos
but they are also brilliantly insane.
#1
I'm a sucker for exploitation send ups
Muse's Knights of Cydonia mix cheap italian sci-fi,
karate, and dead on spaghetti western.
( I love the flag waving at the end)
Also good (though lacking an exploitation edge)
Frontier Psychiatrist
USA +2
Nah, lets face these are too good to be trash....
USA +0
Both songs are a couple years old, as are both videos
but they are also brilliantly insane.
#1
I'm a sucker for exploitation send ups
Muse's Knights of Cydonia mix cheap italian sci-fi,
karate, and dead on spaghetti western.
( I love the flag waving at the end)
Also good (though lacking an exploitation edge)
Frontier Psychiatrist
USA +2
Nah, lets face these are too good to be trash....
USA +0
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