Utah Saints running man

I don't now what I feel about this

I did the running man waaay back in the day
and liked this utah saints song, when neither
was ironic.

now I kinda like them ironically....but I actually participated
in them the first time.... 'cause I'm old.
So are old people allowed to like things ironically
that they were a part of?

hmmmm, I'll think about while I put on a new diaper.





+1 england (actually wales)

Monkey Monkey

This is just neat.
I think I saw this on TV at some point.
I believe it was for BBC's coverage of the Beijing Olympics

It looks like they hired Jamie Hewlett to do it....
So it's awesome.
It is Awesome
Accept it.




This ain't trash so no points.

Simon Pegg's very little thingy.

Simon Pegg
Obviously you are all Simon Pegg fan's
so I don't have to tell you about
His blog, How awesome the movie "Shaun of the Dead" is;
How great the TV show "Spaced" is;
or how he was the best part of the new "Star Trek".
You know it.

(and if you don't your on Netflix right now
you ignorant toffee nosed splat monkey!)

Anyway here's a little short film he did a loooong time ago
with some friends- about a astronaut and his dog.

I was going to do a entry about the insane icelandic kid's show
Lazy Town. It's a kids show, about getting kids to be active. Yeah, it's a TV show about how you should be playing outside instead of uh watching TV.
Also it based on that weird euroRave late nineties Xtasy look made so popular by Barbie girl
But I had to much to drink last night to be clever about them,
So instead here's a quick musical interlude
of stripes and bizzaro angry boxes

STRIPES


BIZZARO ANGRY BOXES
Worth the link.


nobody gets nothing +0

Chris Christmas Rodriguez

In the sad news that Chris's blog is down for a while. So I submitt
in tribute-

Chris Christmas Rodrriguez
Mother put out these fake ads a few years back
as a publicity stunt.

Classic meme Interweb:

Unwanted guests?


Giving cheap aftershave?


Christmas Truth.


Boogie.


Oh Christmas Tree.


He's just a man...


The End



Damn you england +1

Music Rewind

Not to step on Chris's territory

but it's time for a music review.
obviously you've heard these songs...
but had to search for the videos (so inconvenient!)
So Im gathering them in one place for my... ah, I mean your convenience.

'cause I do this all for you
not me... cause blogs are certainly not a place for time-wasting narcissistic masturbation.

oh shit
yes they are.


damn.



Yelle: A Cause Des Gason
featuring the new Tecktonik dancing... and thus the beginning of 90's retro!
(including the necessary commercial exploitation)



CONVERSE: My drive through
NERD + SANTOGOLD - Selling out never sounded so good- the converse ad.




Hello Baltimore!
Rye Rye with Blaqstarr, both out of crab town
(mmmmn... crab cakes)

Rye Rye : Shake it to the ground.



Duh Santogold

Santogold: Lights out.


Santogold:



Graphics (super Duh MIA)

MIA is insane
this video fucks with colors
MIA -BOYZ


also this songBird Flu


No fucking way I'm giving points for this stuff.

TAXES

Entries are gonna be late this week


"Snuff box"
yet another BBC 4 comedy


Your dog!



Christopher Lee (Lord of the Rings) does porn.




Rangers Part 8!

England +1 again?!

Kaboom Sci Fi!

Kaboom! redub... it starts out slow but becomes totally worth it.

Kaboom! Re-Dub!! - watch more funny videos

This is sci-fi from Spain a pretty religious conservative Catholic Country.
Some people say Sci-fi is for nerds with serious social and sexual issues.
Yep.


A Meme i missed and totally worth it + its sci-fi fantasy crap.


USA: Totally eating spaghetti in the shower +1
Spain: Paging Doctor Freud +1


Bonus!
Yet another "Go Rangers! Episode 7"

Even More "Man to Man with Dean Learner" Episode 2 part1
part 2
part 3

Man to Man With Dean Learner GGOOOOO!

Episode 6
Here's a whole episode of Man to Man
An awesome expo special "this is your death" episode
Yah!

01


02


03


England +1

Man to Man

Okay if you don't like
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Then I don't understand you.
This show is brilliant and you should fuck yourself.
Adult Swim picked it up from the BBC and thank god.
(it might also be on hulu and Adultswim's page.)

The series bellow appears the be a spin off from that
focusing on the "Dean Learner" character
(the "producer" of the Dark Place)

Now watch it!
NOW!

Oldalt was shooting yesterday

I'm to tired to do the comedy
dance.
Instead Lets get Dizzee

Dream



That was nice
I bet you thought
Boy...
"What A feeking"
Cakk on Me 2
Kakk Kakk

Hilarious when the dude goes all john travolta stripper



Bla Bla Bla
England damn you +2

EEEEENGLAND!!!!!!!!!!!

Part 2!
Even more really bad, "stupod" videos from England.

Fedde Le Grand vs Camille Jones
Last video was nurses, now secretaries,
when are meter maids?

Actually I think Camille Jones original D+B song is pretty good.
The Creeps Original Video/Mix

From Creep' Secretaries to Creep Vampires
Freaks -"The Creeps"

(I have to admit I mainly dig the super aggro- choreography)


Pretty Colors!
Perfect Exceeder


Dada "Lollipop"
I'm 'embarished' I like this (sic)


More Helmets!
Vitalic: "My friend Dario"
(also this video kinda describes oldsalt's feeling about metal)



England +5
holy crap

Music BREAK! England and Power Tools!!

England and Europe specialize in shitty shitty
NRG, Garage, and other cheesy meat-market electronic music.
.....
but, I love it all!

Take a simple "boots and pants" 4/4 beat.
+ stupid lyrics
+pop and lock
+ lots of girls... bouncing.

and YAY!!
Oldsalt is refreshed and ready to start his day.


Eric Prydz:
"Call on Me"

(Yes, "I'm the same boy I used to be," but unfortunately that boy is in wash closet with the lotion)

Benny Benassi:
"Satisfaction"

that was the best pron, uh, music video ever.

"Who Your Daddy?"

You are Benny, You are.


Freddie La Grande:
"Put your hands up for detriot" Freddie La Grande
The original



"I see girls" Studio B
title says it all
But why the helmets?
- because slow mo plus helmets make girls hotter.


Part 2 later this week!


England's power tools +5
(I see a huge lead in England's future-
a massive, throbbing lead.)
(sorry)

England!!!

The "G"
The "L"
The "C"

"Straight out of Newport"
The Goldie. Looking. Chain.
Welsh Nerdcore


"Gun's don't kill people"


"Your Mother's Got A Penis"


And if you need even more GLC now with R&B!!

+Bonus
Shagi and Ali G
"Me Julie"


Wales +2
(given to England - cause y'all fucked up 597 years ago!)

(also cause I like the "Ali G Indahouse Movie")

El Chombo - Chacarron Macarron

What happens when you don't write lyrics?
....
Awesomeness!

A fake spanish song



UK +1

Disco Dancer Jam

Ah, 70's Bollywood....
The seventies did wonderful things for Bollywood.
Sadly, this glorious heyday passed and most Bollywood dance numbers look exactly like Brintney Spear's videos now.

So today is all themed around a less played jam from the well known "Disco Dancer Craze."
....
Wait what?!! You're not following Disco Dancer!?! For shame!!!!!
Here's a catch up or remminder for you lame'ites



That was refreshing.
But here's the crazy beat that inspired this post.
(from the same movie)



Okay, I guess It would be lazy not to include MIA cover too.
She can't dance, but she makes solid beats.