Empire of the Sun a mysterious mystical musical journey of magic and mystery...
I mean how can you not like this album art?
This isn't the best mix of this song.. but look at that album art! Dune + Labyrinth + Adam and the Ants Awesomely bizarro'! If this sort of thing and "Italian spiderman" keeps up Australia may become my new favorite country.
"Italian Spiderman" A group of Aussie film students made this gem. It's basically a homage to the old Bava films and other bad explotation jems of the the 70s.
"Who's- Mario Bava?" you ask.
Oh No!!! Do not question the Bava, he is the latex highness of bizarre Italian-ness and stoner film glory. No director had a greater talent for bizarre sets, nonsensical plots, and finding reasons for women to wear very little.
So "Italian Spider Man" worships the Bava throne like a sexy high-priestess with a very big feather headdress and a very small leather bikini... And thus you should watch it.
Watch them all- but here's my favorite episode-
If you like this check out there other episodes. (I'll post a few more later)
but also check out "Danger Diabolik" by Mario Bava.
Wait, did I say Modern Bollywood suck? Well that's still sort of true... Bollywood needs a savoir someone musically beyond reproach who could save it from itself.. "But who?" you ask. - There can only be one.. Better than Barrack More Super than the man S N double O G Whooly shit!
Okay, Okay! I can hear you saying, " Yes Snoop is some sort of wierd Undersea Mantis-Sex-God, but OSalt wasn't this post about Bollywood?!?" -Yes. Lame'ites this is about Bollywood... Behold Sihg is King part 1!
We wait breathlessly for Sihg is King Part 2 with SNOOP! and assume this must put India in the lead with some sort of cross=cultural bonus trash points
Ah, 70's Bollywood.... The seventies did wonderful things for Bollywood. Sadly, this glorious heyday passed and most Bollywood dance numbers look exactly like Brintney Spear's videos now.
So today is all themed around a less played jam from the well known "Disco Dancer Craze." .... Wait what?!! You're not following Disco Dancer!?! For shame!!!!! Here's a catch up or remminder for you lame'ites
That was refreshing. But here's the crazy beat that inspired this post. (from the same movie)
Okay, I guess It would be lazy not to include MIA cover too. She can't dance, but she makes solid beats.
The word of the Day is "Ass Monkey." Yes, "Ass Monkey" because that's who I think make most blogs. "Hi, my name is fuck you and I'm gonna tell you all about my life." Please don't. I don't give a shit about your new baby pictures, that band you saw last week, or even why Spiderman would totally beat Batman in a fight. This is not a blog about that shit. This is a way for me to share awesome sauce. So here's the first awesome sauce cocktail- A Pleathora of things you should be watching on youtube:
First up "Para Para" This is an oldie, but I would be remiss if I failed to include "Night of Fire" Hypnotic, Bizarre, Lacking in any social value. Originally the blog was going to be called Gold Lamé Jacket in honor of the sexual cowboy featured here. Thank you Japan, you are so bat shit crazy I can't believe we won the war. Enjoy.
Happily entranced?... and yet feeling slightly uncertain about the world? Well lets get ass drunk on more Para Para! Presenting "Super Euro- Flash" (sic) This is Hitomi team's later work I guess. Terrible music? - check Bizzare "Para Para" dancing?- check Cute Girls? - check Amazing guy in cowboy boots? - sadly no.
-But watching this back to back with "Night of Fire" above will more of less get you drunk... Not that friendly, slurring "I luvv you guys!" drunk. No, that angry, "What is wrong with your face!" Irish drunk. This video is like alcohol poisoning and a groin punch. ...
