Music Rewind

Not to step on Chris's territory

but it's time for a music review.
obviously you've heard these songs...
but had to search for the videos (so inconvenient!)
So Im gathering them in one place for my... ah, I mean your convenience.

'cause I do this all for you
not me... cause blogs are certainly not a place for time-wasting narcissistic masturbation.

oh shit
yes they are.


damn.



Yelle: A Cause Des Gason
featuring the new Tecktonik dancing... and thus the beginning of 90's retro!
(including the necessary commercial exploitation)



CONVERSE: My drive through
NERD + SANTOGOLD - Selling out never sounded so good- the converse ad.




Hello Baltimore!
Rye Rye with Blaqstarr, both out of crab town
(mmmmn... crab cakes)

Rye Rye : Shake it to the ground.



Duh Santogold

Santogold: Lights out.


Santogold:



Graphics (super Duh MIA)

MIA is insane
this video fucks with colors
MIA -BOYZ


also this songBird Flu


No fucking way I'm giving points for this stuff.

Hubba Hubba!

Damn it!
I mean I like skinny pants and all,
but when are feathers coming back in style?
Feathers man!
Feathers!

Hubba hubba




India +1
India deserves the lead with this one.
hubba hubba

I'm the Bollywood Disco Juggernaught, Bitch!

In a pink universe...
There can only be one...
disco juggernaught.

Question- I have a question Ok? Girl's in afros: Girls dressed like Jeanie; Girls wet;
but why am I becoming a gay?

Answer -Disco San Francisco.

Q-oh okay, It'll be worth it, then.



India gets lotion, lube, and +1

Bollywood Classic

This one makes me scared of sexy time



bonus
yeah, hipster it showed up "Ghost World"
-because it's fucking awesome

Gumnaam



India +2

Bollywood Part two

Wait, did I say Modern Bollywood suck?
Well that's still sort of true... Bollywood needs a savoir
someone musically beyond reproach who could save it from itself..
"But who?" you ask.
-
There can only be one..
Better than Barrack
More Super than the man
S N double O G
Whooly shit!



Okay, Okay!
I can hear you saying, " Yes Snoop is some sort of wierd Undersea Mantis-Sex-God, but OSalt wasn't this post about Bollywood?!?"
-Yes. Lame'ites this is about Bollywood...
Behold Sihg is King part 1!



We wait breathlessly for Sihg is King Part 2 with SNOOP!
and assume this must put India in the lead with some sort of
cross=cultural bonus trash points

Disco Dancer Jam

Ah, 70's Bollywood....
The seventies did wonderful things for Bollywood.
Sadly, this glorious heyday passed and most Bollywood dance numbers look exactly like Brintney Spear's videos now.

So today is all themed around a less played jam from the well known "Disco Dancer Craze."
....
Wait what?!! You're not following Disco Dancer!?! For shame!!!!!
Here's a catch up or remminder for you lame'ites



That was refreshing.
But here's the crazy beat that inspired this post.
(from the same movie)



Okay, I guess It would be lazy not to include MIA cover too.
She can't dance, but she makes solid beats.