Believe.

Skittles ads have always been a bit weird.

The Example.
Believe in Rainbows!



But this commercial
This is....
The Sublime.


And Oldsalt's sorta' a definition of evil funny.

USA +1

Fight Back Japan!

I present Tarako Roe noodles.
Sure Skittles ads are awesome
but Japan seems to have created the "WTF"
commercial concept

This is an endurance contest for all you Lamé-ites
Sure you can probably survive the first one...

The original and longest...
(yes, that's your brain melting)



but what about surviving the remixes?
Let the invasion begin!
#1


They just keep coming....
#2


... like Mercyless kawaii zombies....
#3


Endless Endless....
There is no surrender
so we must hold the line!
#4


but insanity takes its coin from us
#5


All is lost.
#6


I dare anyone to try and listen to them all at once
that is the sound of Ragnarok.

Japan +2

Thailand!

This is possibly the best commercial
I've seen this year.


This is just wrong


holy crap!


ouch


Thailand +3
(hell the first one made me laugh so hard I give it +3)

England!!!

The "G"
The "L"
The "C"

"Straight out of Newport"
The Goldie. Looking. Chain.
Welsh Nerdcore


"Gun's don't kill people"


"Your Mother's Got A Penis"


And if you need even more GLC now with R&B!!

+Bonus
Shagi and Ali G
"Me Julie"


Wales +2
(given to England - cause y'all fucked up 597 years ago!)

(also cause I like the "Ali G Indahouse Movie")

Even More Sleaze

Even More Electric Six

Radio Ga Ga!


also worth mention is Dance Commander
the video ain't great...
but I just like saying "Dance Commander"
Say it with me-
"Dance Commander"
I can't decide if I want to play Dance commander
on my computer or if it's the ultimate career
I've always been heading to

Dance Commander

Then from Japan I have to offer this up
"Furry Hip Hop"
....
Yeah, that kind of "furry"

Kreva & Mummy D perform Funky Glamorous
yeah so this video has it all
It has it ALL!!!
Beeeeaach!



Japan +1

USA +0 (close though!)

Nerdcore!

In case some of you Lamités don't know
let's get ya'll "edu-makated".

Nerdcore:
"Nerdcore hip hop, or simply nerdcore, is a subgenre of hip hop music characterized by themes and subject matter considered to be of general interest to nerds, though it can appeal to others as well. "
(Thnx Wikipedia!)

I know what you're thinking, "Hip-hop for nerds...
but, uh, how do nerds judge street cred?"

-True Nerdcore keeps it "real"
by only using fan videos....

Exhibit A:
From MC Frontalot
"Yellow Lasers"

(Also pay close attention to the song's story)


Also, when did we stop spelling Lasers with a "Z" ?
I never got that memo
Laser vs Lazer
"S" fucking ruins the word IMO
Come on we never get to use the "Z"
bring Lazers back....
Damn....

OH SHIT! wait I just remembered...
What's more nerdcore than a fan video!?
...
A fucking Nerdcore Star Wars machinima fan video!!!!

Hell yeah, MC Chris!
"Fette's Vette" (Exhibit B bitches!)



Respect.


Bonus Round:
(Only For the 'ardcore!)
MC Chris's MeMe Video
Zork Knowledge Needed

Here's their websites for you lazy bastards
(BTW, "Lazy" better than the word "Slacker"-
-Why?
'cause it has a fucking "Z"!"

MC Frontalot!
MC Chris!

but USA +0 'cause I fucking hate Star Wars!
...
nah wait the invented the LaZer! Okay USA +1

Hubba Hubba!

Damn it!
I mean I like skinny pants and all,
but when are feathers coming back in style?
Feathers man!
Feathers!

Hubba hubba




India +1
India deserves the lead with this one.
hubba hubba

Japanese Sleaze - Rip Slyme

This is probably the most requested clip my friends ask me to send them
I can't imagine why....



Para Para + Japanese hip pop + cute girls + american apparel =
Japan + 1 !


I actually think Rip Slyme is a pretty awesome band
so here's some more clips

004


Dandelion


Blow (which always sounds like it's in french to me)


I think it's all to self aware and hipster to earn extra points but I could be convinced otherwise...